I like anime and video games and video games and I'm really bad at writing these things. I won EVO with Cody
  • Luvdisc: I love your blog
  • Alomomola: I love you platonically
  • Jynx: I love you romantically
  • Smoochum: I want to kiss you
  • Swablu: I want to hug you
  • Nidoqueen: I want to date you
  • Nidoking: I want to battle you
  • Ninetales: You’re beautiful
  • Wooper: You make me smile
  • Alakazam: You’re really smart
  • Plusle: You’re an amazing friend
  • Minun: I wish I was your friend
  • Lopunny: You’re sexy
  • Scolipede: I don't like you
  • Smeargle: I love your art
  • Unown: I love your writing
  • Meloetta: I love your music
  • Cubchoo: You’re gross
  • Swirlix: You’re really sweet
  • Eevee: You’re one of my favourite people
  • Sylveon: You’re my best friend
  • Arceus: I worship you
  • Togekiss: I think you’re a great optimist
  • Phantump: I think you’re a great pessimist
  • Pichu: You’re really cute
  • Shaymin: I am grateful to know you
  • Metagross: I want to get to know you more
  • Dwebble: I wish I could talk to you but am too shy
  • Darkrai: You’re my worst nightmare
  • Exploud: You scare me
  • Bibarel: You’re silly
  • Audino: You make me blush
  • Absol: Your blog is a disaster
  • Slowking: You’re wise
  • Zoroark: You should post more pictures of yourself
  • Porygon: You should post more

myfirstpubichair:

pyro83:

Why is it when I see a white girl with a tattoo on her thigh i think sexy? But a Latina I think ghettos as fuck?

because youre racist

the-nipperman:

she hulk was officially announced as a playable character in smash bros.

I now have a reason to get it.

someone help me make a joke about FMA by finding me a screencap of Alphone saying brother

travelling-dildo-salesman:

durbikins:

when your brother tries to convince you that he made a stone
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when your midget cunt brother tries to convince you that the football you chiseled with your own two hands is just a naturally occurring phenomenon and not the result of hours of tireless tedious labor 

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i thought joan rivers was trending on twitter because of the shit she said on the coverage of VMAs+Emmys

people in college finally understand i have good music taste

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